From the BBC comes a report about various false callouts that the RSPCA have attended over the last year.
My favourite was this one:
A woman rang to say the ‘beast of Bodmin’ had been asleep on her doorstep for 24 hours. It was actually a new telephone directory wrapped in black plastic.
This one was also quite amusing:
A member of the public reported a dead horse in a flooded field, which was actually a large plank of wood.
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Are you also called Jon Evans? email me and I'll add a link here for you.
My name is Jon Evans, I used to be quite active in the BMW 7 Series (E32) community, as I owned a 735iL, and I have a lot of information available in the BMW Repairs section of the site.
From August 2004 to April 2011 I owned a Lexus LS400 Mk. IV. I have a Lexus Repairs section, but it is fairly empty because nothing much seemed to go wrong with it.
In April 2011 I replaced the Lexus with a nearly-new Toyota Prius, the main aim being to reduce my expenditure on petrol. With rising petrol prices the Lexus was hovering at just under £100 per tank, which would last about 350 miles.
I work as a computer programmer in Towcester, which is a pleasant 40 minutes drive from my house. I design and build web applications for a living.
I live in Banbury, UK, with my wife Heidi and children James and Matthew.
You can email me at jon.evans@pobox.com