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The Blues Brothers

Posted by Jon Evans 16/06/2005 at 16h05

According to /usr/share/calendar/calendar.history on my PowerBook, The Blues Brothers premiered in Chicago on 16th June 1980. That would make it 25 years old today.

There was a period in my life when I watched that film virtually every weekend. :-)

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Serving suggestion

Posted by Jon Evans 30/05/2005 at 20h14

Tomato Ketchup bottle
How is a drawing of some tomatoes a serving suggestion for tomato ketchup? “Instead of this, just have some tomatoes instead”?

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Best call centre recording ever

Posted by Jon Evans 28/04/2005 at 01h40

I’ve held onto this wav for years, I think it originally came via NTK.

Of all the joke phone recordings, answering machine messages etc. that the internet has sent my way, this remains my favourite. The file is exactly as I received it, peter_b.wav (512k). Warning: contains swearing.

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Warning to wheelchair users

Posted by Jon Evans 29/03/2005 at 23h12

Spotted at Warwick Castle:

Unsuitable For Wheelchair Users

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The Two Ronnies Sketchbook

Posted by Jon Evans 14/03/2005 at 12h22

The Two Ronnies are returning to the TV!

I watched Ronnie Corbett host Have I Got News For You a few weeks back, and it was hilarious. Even when he wasn’t telling jokes I was laughing. He could read a tax return and it’d be funny.

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Very Illuminating

Posted by Jon Evans 10/02/2005 at 22h23

Last week I had a sudden revelation, and replaced the 60W incandescent bulb in my desk light with an 11W low energy bulb. Like most people these days, I have these bulbs fitted in many of the lights in the house. For some reason I never thought to put one in my desk light. It used to be too hot to touch within 5 minutes of switching it on, now it runs cool and remains easy to move around.

Yes, I know I sound like a bit of a dork putting that in my blog. :)

P.S. My desk light is an old original Luxo L-1, with a clamp rather than a base. My father-in-law gave it me when he rescued it from the office where he worked.

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Lethal Peach

Posted by Jon Evans 02/02/2005 at 17h33

This lunchtime I went to the pub with a colleague. This was stenciled on the outside wall of the pub:

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Update: Aha! It probably has something to do with this band.

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Do you have a good memory?

Posted by Jon Evans 10/01/2005 at 15h19

My son James is five years old. This morning (10th January), before we left the house, we’d remarked to him that it would probably be indoor playtime today because of the weather.

It’s about 20 minutes drive from our house to James’ school. As I was walking him from the car to school, our conversation went like this:

  • Me: So, what do you normally do if it’s a wet playtime?
  • James: Well last time, on October 13th, year 3 and 4 came into the hall to play with us.
  • Me: That’s amazing! You remember the actual date?
  • James: Yes, it was Jake’s birthday.

Now the question is, should I check with his teacher to see if he’s right?

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This is getting silly

Posted by Jon Evans 10/12/2004 at 07h52

Another power cut last night. 03:10 to 04:20. Time to write a letter I think…

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Yet another power cut

Posted by Jon Evans 09/12/2004 at 16h47

Another one today. Not sure of the exact time, but from my system log it seems to have lasted from about 13:50 to 16:05.

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